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Welcome to my website.
I'm Maximillian Mohammed von Briesen
also known as Moby
also known as pureFloat

I'm an aspiring programmer/web-developer in Charlotte, NC. I like slacklining, robotics, video games, electronic music, other music, sleep, and general survival.

Ultimately, I want to be an urban nomad, traveling from place to place, making money with the Wi-Fi available in local coffee shops and libraries. But before that, I need to finish school. And get more experience. So I'll be linking to my personal projects from here in order to amass a portfolio of epic proportions*.

* to be interpreted very liberally

Here are some of my projects (available on Github):

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